Saturday, June 30, 2012

First Photos: The Nigerian Team Of Olympic Torch Bearers

Yaw, Kanu Nwakwo, Funke Akindele, Banky W, and Sasha will be carrying the Olympic Torch tomorrow Sunday July 1st at 9:30am in relay. They would be carrying the flame through EarlsWood. You can watch the Nigerian team live here:
BTW, come out and support our team tomorrow if you live in Birmingham or you are close to the region. Photos courtesy Yaw.. More pics to be shared.  GO NIGERIA!!!

Photo: Tolu Toolz, BeatsFM OAP Is Engaged

Sexy Tolu Toolz of the Beats FM is engaged to ... I don't know tho :D, she looks quite good in this pic, I wouldn't rock the colour combo tho, but it suits her. Congrats girl. God will guide you and yours to the big day. Cheers

Wow, Uche Jombo Has Never Looked Prettier.. Spotted With Husband, Rodriguez.

Uche Jombo may be the finest chick on the block right now, sister is glowing more and more everyday and we know why.. She got married to hearthrob Mr. Rodriguez some weeks back and ever since, Uche has never looked prettier. Congrats to her once more, I gotta say she deserves a great guy to compliment her great personality. Enjoy girl

Photo: They Say Kim Kardashian Can Cook, Check Out What She Made For Kanye

If you are wondering how the big guys are all into Kim Kardashian, then you prolly need to get into her kitchen. She tweeted a photo of a plate of fried

 chicken, cornbread and mac & cheese that she cooked for boyfriend, Kanye, it looks great too.. Lol.. I didn't say 'tastes tho, how would I even know..? Hehe! BTW, she tweeted the following words for effect:

"Cooking some soul food for my baby! Luxury chef…the Hermes of soul food".. Wow! Remember she dated Reggie Bush, American footballer.. Well, he once mentioned Kim's cooking prowess in the kitchen.. Peep the exerpt:,
“We were kind of dating and she said, ‘I can kind of cook good’. She’s the first girl that’s ever cooked a meal for me. That’s honestly how she got me – with the food! She cooked one of my favorite meals, corn bread, macaroni and cheese, candy yams and fried chicken and it was ridiculously good.
I was already stunned by how beautiful she is and then when she cooked the meal for me. And she’s pretty too, it’s done. You can’t ask for much more.”


Lauryn Hill Is Going To Jail, May Serve 3yrs. Peep Details

Lauryn Hill just pled guilty to a major federal crime ... admitting she intentionally failed to file several tax returns in the past decade -- and now the former Fugees singer faces 3 years in prison.

Hill pled guilty today to three counts of failure to file tax returns for the years 2005, 2006, and 2007 -- when she earned more than $1.8 million. When the judge asked if Hill "intentionally and willingly" failed to file the returns, she replied, "Yes."
In addition to the 3 years behind bars, Hill could be smacked with $75,000 in fines. Hill was released on $150,000 bail. Her sentencing hearing is set for November.


Friday, June 29, 2012

Adele Announces She's Expecting A Baby By Her Boyfriend Konecki, 34

Woow, congrats girl :D  In an era where Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise after what everybody thought was the perfect Hollywood marriage, you went and got yourself knocked up ehn?Isorait. Well, incase you're reading this (hehe!), accept my heartfelt regards.. *Yimu.. Can't stop, January, February, March, April, May, and June.. 6months!!! Aren't you the chick!?!

British singer Adele is pregnant. The 24 year old music sensation and multiple Grammy awards winner who has been dating boyfriend, Simon Konecki 34 since January made the big announcement today on her website.

Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx

This Story About DJ Tee, Nigerian Music Director Who Allegedly Stabbed an Artiste With a Bottle

Note the keyword, *allegedly and draw your conclusion from the following tweets, claims vs counter-claim.. An upcoming act claims the award winning music producer, DJ Tee stabbed him with bottles at the location of a video shoot yesterday.
Linda Ikeji shared the following mail she received from the guy who was stabbed, peep it below:
My name is Tolani Alvin Osungade, and this is what really happened between Dj Tee and I...... Firstly, the video shoot was suppose to start @ 10am and I was there to support my friend "malcoholic" the owner of the video shoot. He (malcoholic) told to me invite friends (video girls and guys) which I did. The video shoot did not start early because it rained and the location was being cleaned. And due to the fact that the shoot didn't start on time, people were having refreshments, guys were drinking (including dj tee and his crew). As this was going on, comments were going round that dj tee just insulted some girls I don't know due to them asking for payment to be in the video and i also heard dj tee was going to call his own people to come and replace them.

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Ibadan: Pastor Runs Mad While Praying For Madman

SOURCE - People living at Oke-Ado area of Ibadan, Oyo State, as well as shop owners and automobile dealers along Molete road in the town, on Thursday, watched a drama involving a pastor and a mad man.
The pastor whose name is Timothy, according to an eyewitness, got to Ososami junctions of Oke-Ado around 5.20 p.m and went to meet the mentally-deranged man, popularly known as Tunde, who was sitting in front of a building in the area. Click to continue....
According to Semiu, a shop owner around the spot of the incident, the pastor began to read the Bible on sighting the mad man, while he moved closer to him and laid the hand on his head.

“At a point, there was a hot argument between the duo, which made the pastor to raise his voice as he was offering a deliverance prayer for Tunde, the mad man. The hot prayer lasted for over 15 minutes before another strange drama began,” Semiu told the Nigerian Tribune.

Speaking further, another witness, an okada rider, said at a point, the mad man removed the pastor’s hand from his head, adding that “suddenly, a strange spirit got hold of the pastor and he began to remove his cloth. He was naked and laid flat on the ground, speaking a strange language, with foam oozing out of his mouth.”

The mad man, it was gathered, initially left him in this position and sat at some distance away from the pastor, before the duo later sat closer to each other, while onlookers watched the strange drama.

The pastor remained in state of insanity until the Nigerian Tribune left the scene of the incident.

Farouk Lawan Bribery Scandal: Fresh $10m Bribe Uncovered,

This is going down!!!.. VANGUARD: It has now emerged that the oil marketers gave bribes in foreign currency to the tune of about $10 million and that over 80 per cent of the bribes given were done abroad as the oil marketers, acting in partnership, sponsored some of the leaders of the House subsidy probe panel to the UK and the US, lodged them in choice hotels and gave them the bribes which influenced their being cleared of any fraudulent practice by the committee.

It's so unfortunate with Farouk Lawan, but the law must take it's course

Confessions Of An Ex-Cultist: "I Sacrificed A Baby And My Manhood For Money Rituals

In Africa, this guy will not be charged for confessing to sacrificing a baby for rituals, incase you're wondering where I'm going with this, a baby was allegedly killed. In other climes, the confession will earn the guy a jail sentence or a death one but since he's confessed his sins in a holy place, his spiritual leader will thus see to his cleansing and his life shall therefore be renewed again.. Sad.

BTW, I read the whole confession and didn't see the part where he said he sacrificed a baby..  this was however the screaming headline for the whole story.We all know from stories like this one that we've heard, stranger things have happened. Peep the exerpt:

Before I joined the church of Satan, I sacrificed a baby, to become a member, I drank blood and so many other things, which I shouldn’t have done. I also sold myself to the devil for fifty years.” This confession summed up the story of a 29 year old Ghanaian businessman who in

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Who Wore It Better, Rihanna Or The Other Familiar Chick?

Wow, you gotta love these. Rihanna has grown into a fashion icon no doubt, she looks real good here.. and the other chick? Well, figure that out.. Lol

Wicked Step Mother Pours Hot Water On Sleeping Stepson.. Photos

SOURCE - Ola is in a critical condition and is under serious intensive care in a hospital around Igando area of Lagos. His step-mum who works with the Lagos Internal Revenue Service took laws into and hands and punished him for beating her little daughter by pouring hot water on him while asleep.
“The argument that led to the sad incident started when my step-mum saw me beat my sister” recalls Ola, she got very angry and wanted to harm me back in anger, she reached for and did all she could physically, I tried to defend myself but she overpowered me. She got more furious after my father and some neighbors tried to stop her, and she started scattering the house and even broke bottles. My uncle who also lives around was able to drag her away from the house, and she slept over at his’ that night. I was still sleeping on my bed the next morning, when I she walked into my room and bathed me with hot water; I staggered to the living room and saw my father and uncle. That was the last I remembered before I passed out and

Graphic Rendition: What Lil Wayne and Rihanna Will Look Like in 10yrs

Tehehe! Check out what two artists think Lil Wayne and Rihanna will look like in a few years.. Rihanna looks like she's going to develop into a hot mama, even a very hot 40+yrs old but Lil Wayne on the other hand is going nowhere with this one, the artist's rendition of him favors Justin Bieber but of a crazy black look-alike.. LOL. Like Weezy isn't crazy already.. Lol. You like?

India's Tallest Family.. Their Amazing Story.

Mail Online - Sharad Kulkarni, 52, stands 7ft 1.5in tall; his wife Sanjot, 46, is 6ft 2.6in and their daughters, Mruga, 22, and Sanya, 16, are 6ft 4in and 6ft 1in tall respectively. Their combined height is a staggering 26ft, almost. India's tallest family is likely to set a new Guinness record for being the world's tallest.
Mr and Mrs Kulkarni were crowned India's tallest couple by the Limca Book of Records a year after there wwere married. While the recognition did make them feel good, it came after both faced years of teasing and ridicule as they grew up. 'In three years of college life, I was all alone.

'I didn't have any friends because I was so tall. It was only after I started getting publicity that people began interacting with me,' Sharad said. When he hit 7ft as a teenager, he ploughed his energies into

This Photo Is Dangerously Annoying, Creepy and Nice At The Same Time

his is a higly creative photo but to have it impressed on a moving truck is the height of recklessness. Az in, who would think this is some poster really? I would tho if I was in close proximity to it :D but it would still give me a cause for concern. BTW, imagine someone who's driving under the influence of alcohol and this truck pulls up right in front of him.. Oh, let me leave what's gon happen to your imagination.

Chris Okotie Bans Chuch Members From Discussing His Failed Marriage

It's no longer news that Reverend Chris Okotie is seperated from his enstranged wife, Stephanie Hensaw, but what is news is the Pastor has instructed members of his church not to grant interviews to any media photog fishing for information over what may be the cause of his failed marriage. People are saying scriptures were quoted and a warning sounded off to members about repercussions. So, on that note, you are only allowed to share this info if and only if you don't attend the Reverend's Household of God church. You've been warned!!!

Peep the press statetement Reverend Chris Okotie’s (church') spokesperson released:
The Pastor of our Church, the Household of God, Oregun, Lagos, Rev Chris Okotie announced his separation from Stephanie his wife of four years, at the end last Sunday service.
Both parties arrived at this decision after careful review of the prevailing circumstances which pointed to the fact that it is the best option for them at this time. They also agreed not to divulge details of this incident for personal reasons.
Rev Okotie thanks concerned friends and well-wishers and asked for understanding. He also expressed the hope that their decision would be respected as no further details would be given on this issue’.
Stranger things have happened, no?okBye!

Davivo Fumes Over Alleged Slap, Slams Reporters and Haters

If you didn't hear the gist that went round about fast rising star Davivo yesterday, then in Zebrudaya's voice, "there you are" : ) Well, the 'not true' story was that the fast-rising star was engaged in a scuffle with some members of the Nigerian police FORCE, where it was reported that they dished him some dirty, stinky HOT slaps.. Hehe! Infact, some haters even claimed that Davivo would not be recovering from the face-off in a long time. Well, after checking with people and snooping around the internet, I have since learnt that the son of a wealthy man, Omo Baba Olowo was not involved in no such issues. If you want more confirmation - Like you care abi? - then peep the exerpt from his tweet to debunk the rumours..

‘I am safe and at home … Stop the lies! Unlike some of y’all der r some pple out that care …OMO BABA OLOWO :GENESIS OUT SOON’, he tweeted.

Ok, he didn't exactly diss anybody tho, not reporters, not haters or fans or stand.. Winks.

Wow, SONY Music Is Set To Release Usher's New Album in NIGERIA!!!

Entertainment company, MComm in partnership with Sony Music Entertainment has announced plans to release for the first time in Nigeria, Usher’s new album, ‘Looking 4 Myself’.
Speaking on the partnership, CEO of Mcomm, Chidi Okeke expressed delight in the relationship between both companies adding that it will afford Nigeria the opportunity to be the first West African country to have an official international release of the album.
We believe this will form a foundation for potential future strategic alliances with Sony Music, he says.
The album which will be available nationwide from Monday, Friday 29, 2012, will be sold in five major cities in Nigeria including Lagos, Abuja, Port- Harcourt, Enugu, Ibadan, and will be available in designated album stores and retail outlets nationwide.
Meanwhile, the Grammy award winning musician, has described the album which is his seventh, as a record that gives people ‘an experience’.
We welcome you bUsher luv, best wishes selling in my country :D

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Oprah Is Set To Appear On "Keeping p With The Kardashians" - Cool or Not?

Just a couple of weeks, Oprah had the Kardashian family on her “Oprah’s Next Chapter” .. well, y'all should know - just incase you fancy this as news - that Oprah will be appearing on their reality TV show soon. ?It is official now, according to Us Weekly, Oprah loved interviewing the family and will be seen on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

Well, whatever gets Oprah more rating for her OWN TV..  cos this sudden show of love to the Kardashians - we all know - is only cos they have a large following in America, and their STANS, fans alike will tune into Oprah's TV

Bribery Update: Farouk Lawan Will Appear Before House Panel Today

Farouk Lawan needs no introduction [I'm sure], he is billed to appear before the House Committee on Ethics and Privileges today at 12:30pm. Otedola will also appear before same panel, but next week.

The House of Representatives has set up this committee - same ol' - to look into the $620,000 bribery scandal that hit the Farouk-led subsidy probe committee. Incase you haven't been following this, kindly google for additional info. Winks.. Better still, read more Subsidy Probe: Zenon Oil Boss, Otedola Owns Up To Bribing Farouk Lawan. Interesting Read or Subsidy Probe: Word Is Hon. Farouq Lawan Is a Fraud, Takes $600,000 Bribe

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

This Nonsense Is Going Down: Chris Brown & Drake Offered $1m to Fight in a Boxing Ring

According to New York Daily News, Chris Brown and Drake have been offered $1million apiece to continue their feud in the boxing ring.. Eyes rolling. Talk of being jobless and having no good use for money.. Peep the exerpt below
Sparring singers Chris Brown and Drake have been offered $1 million apiece to continue their bottle-flinging fracas in a boxing ring. Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon  Fieldman said billionaire soda bottling heir Alki David has offered to write the hefty checks and give another $1 million to charity if the rival R&B stars agree to put up their dukes.

“Obviously they have a grudge. It’s just three 1-minute rounds. No one will get seriously hurt,” Feldman told the Daily News.
He said the pay-per-view event could be in Las Vegas or Los Angeles with a target date of Aug. 25. A Brown representative told The News that the performer’s camp has “never heard” of the offer.
The singers have been linked to a police investigation since their alleged feud left at least eight people injured following the violent melee inside Manhattan’s W.i.P. nightclub June 14.

A police source earlier told The News that investigators were tracking down witnesses to support claims that Drake, 25, taunted Brown and his entourage with overtures related to Rihanna, the sultry singer they’ve both dated.

The brawl left Brown with a busted chin and his NBA pal Tony Parker with enough damage to his left eye that he required surgery and might miss playing for France’s national team in the Summer Olympics.
Feldman said he’d like Rihanna to participate in the proposed punch-fest, never mind that Brown was convicted of beating her bloody in 2009.
“I would love to have Rihanna as the ring girl,” Feldman told The News Monday.
In Linda Ikeji's voice, some people haff ya were : ( All that money going to such stupidity.. isorait

The Kardashians Went Shopping For Their Graves.. Sighs

According to TMZ, exactly how this was reported - It's the Kardashian family's creepiest shopping spree ever. Kim and co. hit up a famous cemetery in Hollywood yesterday to purchase space for their DEAD BODIES.

Sources close to the Kardashian klan tell us, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Bruce and Kris all stopped by the Hollywood Forever cemetery to buy a family plot. We're told they haven't picked out the exact place yet, but scoped out several locationsincluding a giant mausoleum.

Dead serious.

Overheard: Young Pastor Impregnates Married Female Pastor

This is certainly not the best of times for the flocks of Lord’s Delight Ministries (a.k.a Delight Arena) located at No 51 Afolabi Street, Ishibiri road, Ajangbadi, Lagos, as its founder who is currently embroiled in a sordid divorce suit is accused of being impregnated by young pastor.

At the centre of the storm is Pastor Rita Obioma Obiakor, the General Overseer of the church and her minister husband, Pastor Paulinus Obiakor who are both entangled in a web of accusations and counter accusations of infidelity, and behaviours unbecoming of the clergy as the couple dragged itself before a customary court, sitting at Ojo, Lagos, under President T.A Said.
The embattled couple is seeking for the dissolution of their 15-year-old marriage. The Orlu, Imo State-born prophetess alleged her estranged husband and father of her four children, has turned a thorn

Joke [Hilarious]: The Last Child Support Cheque

Borrowed: Today is my daughters 18th birthday - I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!

 I called my daughter to come over to my house, 'nd when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last cheque over to your Mama's house; You tell her that this is the last cheque she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .. what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy." 


Hehe, maga don pay!

More Dirts: What They Are Saying About Current 'Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria,' Isabella Ayuk

The MBGN pageant is close to losing its credibility because of the recent disgrace of their current queen which the organisers are trying to sweep under the carpet.
For those who do not know yet,the current Mbgn was rejected by the Miss world pageant organisers over an alleged falsification of her age,but the mgbn pageant directors have announced that their queen isabella is not attending the miss world pageant for 'personal reasons'(story story!).

The eventual emergence of Isabella Ayuk as the 25th Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria raised many eyebrows as it was believed she did not win the crown fairly and thus they nicknamed her 'the malaria queen'.
Insiders who know the disgraced queen like the back of their palms revealed that she had tried various beauty pageants for more than a decade, until luck eventually smiled on her via the MBGN 2012 pageant.

Her first shot at trying to become a beauty queen was at the age of 21yrs in 2002 when she was in her 200 level at the

True Life Story: Confession Of Woman On Child's True Paternity. A Must Read

Heavy sigh.. Read and share your thoughts please.. Culled from Naija Films.. Hi readers, I just want to share my true life story with you so that you can learn from it. We are human beings, we make mistakes every day but it left for you to learn from your mistakes.

"My name is 'anonymous' I wont mention where I come from for security reasons. I met this guy in 2001 when I was writing WAEC, his name is GuyA. We fell in love.

"He was everything a woman would ask for; he is fair, handsome, intelligent and God fearing, he loved me so much, he shared the little he had with me, he was willing to do anything I ask for though he didn't have much because he was still in second year at university of Nigeria, Enugu

Facebook Status of the Day: Why Men Think They Got Good Wives at Home

By Yomi Okunsanya - "Why is it that some men want 'tigers' in bed as girlfriends and 'good' girls at home as wives whatever 'good' girls mean .

You must think women are stupid. They play it exactly how they think you want it .

A 'good' girl for you has been a bad girl for someone else. That is why some men have nymphomaniacs at home thinking they are married to a 'nun' .  

E yan o tan ra e bi Iya beji . 'Good' girls ko.....

'My boyfriend would not marry me if he knew i was this good in bed, he'll probably think i have been around the block to be this good . So i always let him take the lead '

So tan abi o ku .....? Yinmu."

Hey, don't ask me to translate nothing.. hehe! Kai, fowl yansh don open with this, if you're guilty as charged, goodluck to you being that nun. Lol

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Do Not Read This If You'll Curse and Riot.. You've Been Warned!!!

Still on the Presidential media chat, you won't believe these statements, BTW y'all should know I didn't make them up, infact, if you watched the 'Show', you will know this already.. Lol. While you're preparing to go to bed in Nigeria, enjoy reading.

"Without power supply we won't have internet penetration. We will be lost from the world - GEJ #PresidentialMediaChat.. Hehe! Keywoed: PENETRATION : )
"It is better for nine criminals to go free than one innocent person to be indicted" - GEJ #PresidentialMediaChat.
"If an Indian is working and light goes off, he will get his candle and keep working but Nigerians? they will curse and riot" - GEJ #PresidentialMediaChat
"We have improved telecommunication sector"GEJ #Presidentialmediachat.. "Let us take a call. HELLO! HELLO! Sorry we missed another call again"
So, now Good9t Nigeria/UK | Others! Hiya America : )

Facebook Update of the Day.. WOW! You Should Read This

I love sharing twitter *extracts and facebook updates here, one more status update you should read. Great submission by Sonala Olumhense

Lagos State Ministries of Women Affairs, Celebrities Endorse 'Walk Against Rape' Campaign

It's that time of year again, Rubbies Inc. goes to W.A.R in Lagos!!! You want to support this, pls re-broadcast among friends.. Peep the release... The second edition of the much awaited (Celebrities) Walk Against Rape has once more gotten a  nod from the Lagos State Ministry Of Women Affairs

and Poverty Alleviation, the maiden edition of the campaign was held in April 2010 with over 1000 participants... Continue after thye jump,

Recommended Read: You're Nobody Without a Name.

Of reputational value - Almost 10 years ago, I went on a walk around my neighbourhood with my uncle as he lamented the apparent disobedience of his sons to obey an order he had given.
I could sympathise with him at the same time that I was strongly disagreeing with the premise of his irritation.
His sons being European citizens resident for just about 10 years in England were instructed to send a letter of invitation to a distant cousin of theirs, which they refused to comply with, the circumstances of which I will not delve into but the fundamentals remain the same.
Unlike anywhere else, your name, your address and all your dealings in the West make up your reputational value that determines your credit rating for credit worthiness and other issues of integrity.. continue after the jump

Twitter Extract: Nigerians React To Presidential Broadcast, You Want To Read These

You will know how the Presidential broadcast went by reading these. I went through the trouble to get you some tweeps' tweet on Twitter (Lol.. has a nice ring to it chei). President Goodluck has a way with people tho, controversy trails him always. By now, you would think uncle Rueben would know better to not put him in such position that embarrasses his office as the president, the man speaks gibberish fa. That PHD is definitely suspect, you can't convince me otherwise anymore. I have made up my Chinese mind (Lol). Anyways, enjoy reading..

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Shocking: President Goodluck Curses On Live TV During NAtional Broadcast, Peep The Exerpt

Yay, Nierians you won't believe this fa, Mr. President went on - scratch that - he's still there on National TV in a live broadcast.. He used the 'Damn!* word, I would do well next time not to print that : ) but I kind of favor sharing it so you know the fact of it.. What do you make of the no1 citizen using a word like this, you have to wonder why they call him a drunken fisherman mhen, this has to be reason enough. If you're in government and you are close to the presidency, pls don't go and table my case o : ), he really needs to be called out for this blunder is all.. OkBye