Saturday, April 14, 2012

Satire: Hilarious.. A Must Read!!! - The Day Omojuwa Meets Jona Than It Was Damn! (A Presidential Interview)
Omojuwa: Once again congratulations on your anointing as president of the republic…
Jona: (cuts in) and commander in chief of the armed forces…
Omojuwa: (cuts in) armed robbers…
Jona: What?!
Omojuwa: nothing Mr. President, that’s part of what we will be discussing.
Jona: Let’s be positive please.
Omojuwa: Yes please. Talking about positive sir…congratulations now you

HOT: Alicia Keys Covers VIBE Magazine April Issue

More photos after the jump..

Fashion: Evolution Of Ankara Wax - Boxing Kittens Partners Urban Outfitters For Autumn/Winter 2012 Collection

Vintage clothing line, Boxing Kitten owned by Maya Lake, has partnered with Urban Outfitters to release a look book for the summer collection of their label. The collection is a mixture of retro fashion and vibrant African wax block print fabrics, and has been noticed by celebrities such as Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Fergie, as well as journals such as the New York Times, Teen Vogue and Arise. The collection, for the Autumn/Winter 2012 season, has been described as her most colourful and ‘Africa friendly’ collection. See more photos after the jump

Lawal Danjuma, Best Graduating Student In Nigerian Law School Passes On

Lawal Danjuma Best graduating student in Nigerian Law School passed on yesterday, cause of death was drowning. He drowned in a pool. Lawal was called to Nigerian Bar on the Feburary 14, 2012. A sad loss for the Law society and the country. May his soul rest in peace. Amen!

Governor Fashola Rebukes Dame Patience Jonathan, "You Are Not A Public Office Holder, Be Responsible!"

"Lagos State Governor Babatunde Fashola on Friday described the blockade of roads and resultant gridlocks in parts of the state following Thursday’s visit of the wife of President Goodluck Jonathan, Patience, as an infringement on the right of the residents.

He said the residents, whose taxes provided the infrastructure that made Patience to have a smooth ride, had their business activities put on hold while the blockade

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Now Engaged, No Wedding Date Yet.

After 6 children and 7 years as an unmarried couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally engaged.
Brad's manager Cynthia Pett-Dante released a statement confirming the engagement, but says there's no wedding date yet -- as of now, the engagement is simply a "promise for the future."

Friday, April 13, 2012

5 Great Reasons To Date A Married Man

Ladies, if you’re on the singles scene long enough, you’ll undoubtedly attract the attention of a married man or two. You’ll know him from the nice suit (that his wife bought him for Christmas), the tan lines from the wedding ring that now resides in his breast pocket, and the sob story about the overbearing, under-caring burden he voluntarily shackled himself to umpteen years ago.

And oh, how caring he is—the most understanding man and the best listener you’ve ever met. He sends you flowers, calls to check in with you throughout the day, just because. He places you on a pedestal so high you can touch

Twitter Extract: Akon On Whizkid's Multi-Milion Record Deal With His Konvict Label

Big things happen in small packages.. I'm referring to the talented young artiste, Whizkid. He looks small but he's uber-talented. I remember the first time I saw him on stage performing, it was Dynamix Awards 2010 (I was nominee for 2 awards categories.. wide grin).. I digress, I should tho, this is my blog afterall.. winks.  Ok, back to Whizkid, I loved him right from that day, though I knew about him before the awards but seeing this cute bro doing his thang on stage was a sight to behold. I was in the company of friends, ex-Sisi Oge of Lagos, Damilola Otubanjo and another friend, Maureen. Maureen wouldn't stop leaping out of her seat to get a better glympse of Whizkid on stage, it was madt love she was showing and unknowingly to her, I caught the same *bug from her since then. To me, Whizkid can't do anything wrong -- he should watch some of his lyrics

Quote Of The Day: Kanye West Is Talented But He's Still A Jackass - President Obama

President Barack Obama has once again called Kanye West "a jackass," when asked a simple question that goes: "Kanye or Jay-Z?", President Obama answers, "Jay-Z".

He further said, "Although I like Kanye. He's a Chicago guy. Smart. He's very talented but he is a jackass.

Read more: SOURCE

Twitter Extract: Nasir El-Rufai On GEJ And Boko Haram

Y'all Should Read This - Sorry No Hints!

Please read with an open mind, disregard any allegiance in your small or big head - honestly : ).. Drop that silly (yea, silly.. I said it!) #TeamDonJazzy or #TeamDbanj mantra, your conclusion should be sincere and open given what you learn from this confidential email correspondence between the two former friends and partners.

After all said and done, I wish it didn't have to end like this for them. **Heavy sigh.* Still curious? You should be.. Continue after the jump..

Muna – Here To Stay ft IBK (Spaceship Boi) + Down Down Low

Lovely cover art.. #iLike
The uber-sexy and uber-talented Muna returns with TWO brand new singles “Here To Stay” and “Down Down Low”. She shows true versatility on both tracks. Check ‘em out.
“NotJustOK" -  RMG signed Rapper Muna has just dropped 2 songs to remind her fans that even though she’s been quiet for a minute doing other non music projects, she’s still holding her own in the rap game in Nigeria. The 2 songs, Here To Stay (ft. IBK) and the ‘destined for the club’ banger Down Down Low (ft. Tomi Thomas) will officially be released in the coming weeks but she can’t wait to put it out there online for the fans who have been waiting for material from her since her collabo with RMG label mate Michael Word in Pop Sugar.”
Song 1 - "Here To Stay" ft IBK

Song 2 - "Down Down Low "ft Tomi Thomas

Beyonce's Pens An Open Letter To Michelle Obama, Notice The Handwriting!

I couldn't help but notice the handwriting, it's Beyonce's from the look of it, she signed it. Looks like a 3rd grader's.. #okBye. BTW, it's a beautiful letter :D
 View never before seen pictures  (until less than a couple weeks back) of Beyonce after the jump

American Idol's Most Interesting "Save" In The History Of The Show

Well, I hope you've been following American Idol.. *winks. I really don't have enough time to explain the recent call by the trio of Jennifer Lopez, Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler to you (all 3, judges on the show), forgive me okies. It was no bad politics though but if you saw this week's non elimination, you'll understand where I'm coming from. Tell you the truth, it was good judgement on their part to save Jessica. It made me very happy and millions of Americans out here. *Clicks imaginary glasses to toast*

Yahoo! - Expect the unexpected," warned the cold open of Thursday's "American Idol" top

Photo Of The Day: Someone Needs To Get Words Out To Uniport For This

Keep UNIPORT CLEAN.. VIP Zone, No **TRESPERS**.. This in an academic environment?! Scratching my bum bum.

MI Launches Website - [You Should See It!]

Click photo to view site. Also, the prolific rapper lauches own record label, Loopy Music officially at Industry Nite on Wednesday April 11.. Music business in Nigeria is great business now more than it's ever been, why can't I sing ntori Olohun?! *eyes rolling*

Boko Haram Leaders Threatens President Goodluck, Boasts Personal Harm To Him

Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, has threatened that the group will “devour” President Goodluck Jonathan “in three months”. According to Reuters, the sect’s head said in a video posted on YouTube on Thursday that the President goofed by boasting to get rid of the group in three months.

The 14-minute video showed Shekau in a white robe, with gunmen holding Kalashnikov rifles around him. A heavy machine gun leaned against a wall as he spoke first in Arabic and later in the

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Finally, George Zimmerman Has Been Charged In Trayvon Martin's Case

Neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman turned himself in Wednesday to face a charge of second-degree murder after a Florida special prosecutor announced she had concluded that his claims of self defense were not supported in the shooting death of unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.

Special prosecutor Angela Corey's announcement marked a turning point in the high-profile case, as weeks of outrage and speculation about Zimmerman's motives culminated in his arrest -- something that Martin's family and their supporters have argued for since the Feb. 26 shooting in a gated community in Sanford, Fla.

But Zimmerman's new lawyer, Mark O'Mara, said his client will plead not

Radical Political Blogger Omojuwa Begs To Know "Who Will Answer My Questions"

Who stole the peace of Nigeria? Who let evil men take the rein? Who is responsible for our citizens? Who is in charge of our national security? Are we safe in our country?

Like fuel subsidy, is there a cabal that feeds fat on the darkness in Nigeria? Are they also regular donors to the ruling party? Do they also build CSR churches? Can a bribee take a bribe and not do the bidding of the briber? If the payer calls the tune of the piper, when will the piper get to play the tune the people expect to hear? When will the Nigerian government be a government for the people and not for cabals?

Will members of the petrol subsidy cabal ever go to jail? If we all agree they contributed to the President’s campaign chest, will immunity be broken to ensure the President sticks with his friends in jail?

If that is not possible, when will Nigeria create disincentives for corruption? Will people ever stop committing crimes if they know there are no punishments for crimes committed? When will government in Nigeria be of laws and not of men? When will the people ever matter in the affairs of government?

More after the jump..

Interesting Read: Between Nigerian And South African Women, From A Nigerian Guy's Perspective

Ok this is one interesting topic that will attract so many interests; I see a lot of controversy coming to play here, some people agreeing, while others will disagree. Before I continue, I must make it clear that the opinion being expressed here is based on research, personal view and societal interaction. Having been in South Africa for a long while and growing up in Nigeria, I have a broad knowledge of women from both countries, as I have interacted extensively with both women. Continue here --->

Kunle Afolayan's "Phone Swap" Beats Wrath Of The Titans, John Carter + Other Hollywood Films In [Nigeria's] Box Office

  Phone Swap beats Wraths of the Titans, John carter and Other Hollywood Films in Box Office. On Friday 30th March 2012, Kunle Afolayan of Golden Effects Pictures rolled out his new movie “Phone Swap” into cinemas in Nigeria. Over the last few weeks, the film has gathered review from New York Times, Al jazeeraTV and has also received Five Nominations from the African Movie Academy Awards most especially in the

Victoria Beckham Favours Funmi Iyanda On The Cover Of Haaper's Bazaar May Issue

Doesn't she look like our own Funmi Iyanda? She does REALLY!!! :D See more photos after the jump

If Rita Dominic Was Pregnant, This Is What She'll Look Like.. CUTE

Rita on the set of a new movie

Adaora Ukoh Doing Big Girls Things, Launches Plus Size Clothing Line

I see the Ibru sisters in there somewhere (see pics after the jump).. Nicee to bring popular plus-sizers (wink) together to support the brand. I see this one working.. Best wishes from here to the popular actress.

10 Reasons Not To Date A Married Man

Though fun, but there are no positive reasons for dating a married man. Even the good reasons don’t stand the test of time and turn out to be bad ideas in good ideas’ clothing. If you find yourself on the brink of temptation, look at these 10 truths before you leap:

1. He won’t commit to a future with you. A man who is in a very unhappy

Dbanj's Spokesperson, Vanessa Amadi Issues Statement On His Twitter Name Change

Peep the exerpt from Dbanj's spokesperson Vanessa Amadi of VA-PR
Over the past few weeks Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo aka D'Banj has experienced a series of vicious hacks on several of his social networking sites including his Facebook page and more recently, his Twitter of which his account name was wrongfully changed.
Unfortunately the hackers managed to carry out a number of hurtful, damaging activities directly aimed to deceive D'Banj's fans with false information.

With the help of the security teams at both Twitter and Facebook, we have managed to regain full control of the said sites which are currently being operated personally by..

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Jennifer Lopez's New Video For "Dance Again" Stirs Controversy. I Used To Love Her Too

I have tried to upload videos on my blog in the past few days but I just can't seem to be able to do that. Sighs.. Anyways, go to Dance Again to watch Jennifer Lopez's hot new song, debuted on American Idol's a few days ago and since then has been generating alot of controversy.. Watch and draw your own conclusion.

You wonder what I meant about the statement "I used to love her too"? Well, I did but not that much anymore, has to do with the way she left Mark Anthony to start a new fling without any considerations to her twins or Mark either, and immediately after the seperation annuncement was made too. I get it, you're wondering

Rihanna's Lil Brother Rorrey's 8 Point Revelation - No.1: Riri Almost Got Married To Drake

Rihanna’s brother RORREY spoke with HEAT Magazine. And in it, he says that Drake and Rihanna were CLOSE TO BEING MARRIED!!! Peep the exerpts:
‘Rihanna and Chris were great together, they were like soul mates, but it’s a very sensitive subject – I just blank it out and I think she blanks it out, too.’

‘When she looks unhappy, it’s not because of her missing Chris, it’s because of how hectic her lifestyle is – she sometimes does 13-hour days.’

‘I’m really proud of her. I just want her to be happy. She has talked to me about getting married and having children. She plans on settling down, but she wants to focus on her career.’

‘There are a million guys across the world waiting to take her out, but she says they are more intimidated by her than anything else.’

‘Rihanna doesn’t have a boyfriend right now. Drake and Rihanna used to be together – and he’s a pretty cool dude.

‘I was in a club in LA, and he saw me and came over. I was nearly his brother-in-law, but I didn’t know him so well, so I was touched by that.’

‘I’ve always been protective of her. Certain guys will be looking at her or coming on to her, and I tell them to move away and be careful not to bother her.’

‘We don’t have a drinking age in Barbados, so we started partying at 14 years old.’

Mozzyx of "Fellyx & Mozzyx": He Was A Popular Nigerian Musician In The 90s, Help Save His Life!

One half of the popular 90's music duo, Mozzyx of "Fellyx and Mozzyx" has lost both his kidneys. Moses Ochie urgently needs a kidney transplant and is reaching out to well meaning Nigerians to help him stay alive. He needs your financial support. See account details below and doctor's report after the jump.. Thanks you, God bless

Bank: ZENITH BANK --- Account Name: MOSES OCHIE --- Account Number: 1003783055.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Have You Seen The Trailer For "Amina"? Starring Omotola And Major Hollywood Stars

AMINA is a deeply emotional story of loss, love and redemption about a fragile young woman, (Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde) whose life turns into disarray after an unplanned pregnancy leaves her totally devastated and bewildered.

Unsure and vulnerable, she fights single-handedly to raise an unwanted child, but stumbles and falls at every turn into deeper emotional turmoil that eventually leads her lonely, lost and 'without her mind' in the care of a secure pyschiactric institution..

US Rapper T.I. Selects Nigerian Model Rotimi As New Face Of His Clothing Line

Congrats to him :D

US born Nigerian singer, songwriter, actor and model Rotimi has been named the new face of US rapper T.I’s clothing line AKOO. Rotimi is a cast in the Golden Globe winning TV series "Boss".

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Alleges Team Occupy Nigeria Sold Out The Occupy Struggle

In a recent interview with Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala for the WashingtonPost, here's a quote y'all should read .. Peep the excerpt below...
As an example of her forceful diplomacy, Okonjo-Iweala related how she dealt with the most unpopular point in her career, when as Ni­ger­ian finance minister she removed a fuel subsidy that led to Occupy Nigeria protests.

“After the protests... we spent four hours together talking, Occupy Nigeria and I,” she said, beginning to laugh. “And by the time we were leaving they were asking if we could take pictures together.”

Can you believe this, is she for real?! I don't suppose she'll give more details, something tells me we've not heard the last of this.. Amma stick to twitter and facebook in the coming hours, I shall like to know the rage that 'll follow this statement by the honorable madam.. *winks. BTW, *hogwash things*, my opinion.

Facebook Acquires Instragram | woW*

Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg shared the following on his timeline on facebook explainign why his company bought the mobile photo-sharing site, Instragram for a coll $1billion. Istragram has over 30 million registered users. The message from Mark here --->
This is an important milestone for Facebook because it’s the first time we’ve ever acquired a product and company with so many users. We don’t plan on doing many more of these, if any at all. But providing the best photo sharing experience is one reason why so many people love Facebook and we knew it would be worth bringing these two companies together.

An Open Letter To Dbanj Over His Change Of Name To "Daniel Banjo"

Erm.. Coughs.. Before you read this, there's a part where the writer suggestes that Dbanj has the biggest fanbase over John Legend, Common and Big Sean, who are all fellow label artistes.. Really?! This writer doesn't know jack pulease, not stepping on the brother, Dbanj I mean but come on now? Those 3 names?! Hian! Ok, I have talked the talk, said my piece, you can like to share your own opinion.. *winks.

The letter goes...

Dear D’Banj,
I love your work, I really do, I think you’re one of the greatest musicians of your generation, but I must say, your new affiliation with G.O.O.D music seems to be getting to your head. Continue after the jump..

California Muslims Offered Mosque To Christians For Easter.. Great Stuff

SOURCE - Hundreds of worshippers in Sacramento, California., were able to celebrate Easter together this Sunday thanks to a local Muslim organization that let the Christians hold services in their mosque. For the past 12 years, members of the Spiritual Life Center of Sacramento had rented out space at the Pioneer Christian Church, according to the paper. But when their lease expired on March 31, the 500-member church was left with little time to find somewhere else to hold their Easter Sunday service, which is traditionally the best-attended of the year.

Reverend Michael Moran told reporters he had tried desperately to find a temporary meeting space for the Easter celebration after the lease for the rented place he shared with 500 other church

In Case You Missed It, Jennifer Hudson's Family Tragedy Jury Selection Begins

Months after the murder of Hudson’s mother, brother and nephew in 2008, it was Whitney Houston who presented her with a Grammy. Now, the Oscar winner is no doubt bracing herself to relive that tragedy once more, as jury selection begins today for the trial of William Balfour, the estranged husband of Hudson’s sister, Julia.

William Balfour is accused of killing Hudson’s mother, Darnell Donerson, 29-year-old brother Jason Hudson and 7-year-old nephew Julian King (Julia’s son) in a jealous rage. JHud made a brave return to the public eye at the Super Bowl and the Grammys

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Updated: Austin Jay Jay Okocha With Wife Nkechi.. I Won't Share Any Rumoured Divorce Tales

Aren't they lovely? I overheard the footballer's marriage to wife Nkechi might be hitting the rocks soon as they are allegedly going to be getting a divorce, can't say I believe the story, we 'll all know in time if this's true or not. Have a beautiful Easter Monday. xxx.. The other pic after the jump,

2face Welcomes Baby Boy By Pero Adeniyi, On The Heels Of Wedding To Annie Macaulay

2face Idibia's mother of two of his children, Pero Adeniyi has delivered her 3rd child for the music star on the heels (if you may) of his rumoured July wedding to longtime girlfriend Annie Macaulay. Pero had her second son in the early hours of Sunday, April 8, 2012 in Washington DC.
According to TheNetNG, 2face who recently got engaged to Annie Macaulay has just returned from the US where he spent the past few weeks with his fiancé, working on his album. Congratulatory messages have since poured in;

A Beautiful Story: "Facebook Love"

‘What is your story? I want to know the truth behind the lies!’ kelechi said with a stern no- nonsense look. Those eyes that used to show so much love now seemed to speak of so much hatred and disgust. Sweating profusely while weeping all over, I started stammering wondering where exactly to start from; the beginning was always best, i thought.
Back then, when we first met, I was in my second year in the university and I was staying with my aunt who was a single mother of three, living somewhere in the heart of Ajegunle.

I met Kelechi George on Facebook.

It began one Saturday morning with an inbox message which read...

Photos: Christians NAILED To Crosses In Gruesome Re-enactment Of Jesus's Death

Christians were nailed to crosses in the Philippines today in a grim Good Friday reenactment of Jesus's suffering. Thousands of people watched as 17 devoted Catholics were 'crucified' in the gruesome annual ritual.

Church leaders have condemned the practice which they believe are a distortion of the true Easter message. Nine men were crucified in Pampanga province's San Pedro Cutud village today, while at least eight others were crucified in neighbouring villages.
The annual event - which dates back to the 1950s - drew an estimated crowd of 10,000 worshippers. Continue to see more photos

Tyler Perry Buys Oprah And Gayle Matching Bentleys

Oprah was having lunch with bffs Gayle King and Tyler Perry when Oprah admired Tyler's new Bentley. The next day Tyler had a Bentley just like it sent over to Oprah and when Gayle called to thank him, he sent her one too.
Gayle tells Vanity Fair magazine,
"(Oprah admired the Bentley) so he sent her the same exact car. I called Tyler and told him how amazing that was because nobody ever does anything like that for her, on such a grand scale. And so, the next day when I got home, there was a Bentley in my driveway from Tyler!"

Quote Of The Day: Easter Greetings From Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon :D

Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.
Happy Easter!!!

Michelle Obama Covers Ebony Magazine

Nicki Minaj's Near Flat Behind Before And After The Famous Bum [Butt]

 Money is good huh? Nicki Minaj doesn't look close to what she used to look, I'm talking about her face not body this time. Anyways, the before and after pic are MediaTakeOut's dig. Enjoy :D